omg its funny when people send you a bunch of hate messages on anon and forget to go anon on one of them. i’d post them up but i dont feel like ruining your life

so yeah, my parents are cuddling in the living room and i can hear them from my computer. meanwhile, i’m just here with a forever alone status on tumblr

I want to pull a prank on a vegetarian and feed them some meat

Ever since I found out about tumblr, I became a professional at procrastinating

This sucks.